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December 13, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Wanders Into Police Shootout, Just Hoping Cops Do Not Notice Prostitute’s Severed Head In Bag

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November 7, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Debuts ‘Footecare’ Insurance Exchange

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November 7, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote To Star On A&E’s New Show ‘Foote Dynasty’

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November 7, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote: ‘I Was The Other Driver In Lennay Kekua Car Accident’

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January 17, 2013 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

‘Life Of Foote’ Nominated For Golden Globe

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December 13, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Has Bacon For Breakfast

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December 13, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Performs The Outfield’s ‘Your Love’ at 121212 Hurricane Sandy Benefit Concert

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December 13, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Can’t Stop Laughing At The ‘Female Body Inspector’ Badge He Got For Hannukah

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December 13, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Congratulates Old Friend Kim Jong Un On Successful Rocket Launch

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December 13, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Doesn’t Understand Why He Can’t Just Sit In Your Chair

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December 13, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Takes Advantage Of Holiday Party’s Open Bar

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December 12, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Attends Pacquiao-Marquez Fight With Mitt Romney

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December 10, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Eggbert Foote Slated To Replace Jeremy Renner In Next ‘Avengers’ Film

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December 9, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Announces Hunger Strike Until NHL Lockout Ends

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December 9, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

British Gossip Mags Abuzz After Egan Foote Escorts Kate Middleton To Doctor Appointment

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Update: Hot Foote has exclusively obtained a copy of Kate Middleton’s sonogram.

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Analysis: Egan Foote And Girlfriend Do Not Understand How Nintendo Wii Works

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Gives TED Talk on Microsoft Zune

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Autograph Signing Erupts In Brawl After Interviewer Accidentally Hits Egan Foote In Face With Microphone

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote: “Prison Nothing Like ‘Oz’”

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

After Call From FBI, Egan Foote Throws Hard Drive In Hudson River

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote’s Birdwatching Club Ends After Tragedy

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Egan Foote Disrupts Broadway Play

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Receives His Annual Holiday Card From Brother Eggbert

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan and Eggbert Foote Arrested For Impersonating Doctors

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Testifies In Kim Kardashian – Kris Humphries Divorce Case

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote To Star In Steven Spielberg’s ‘Coolidge’

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December 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote’s Wallet Stolen While Signing Autograph For Kool-Aid Guy

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December 4, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Developing: Egan Foote Pushed Into NYC Subway Tracks

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December 4, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Eggbert Foote Named ‘Lurker Of The Year’ By Lurker Magazine

November 28, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Breaking: Egan Foote Claims He Had Underage Sexual Relationship With Elmo, Unaware That Elmo Is A Puppet

November 28, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Update: Egan Foote Later Fucked This Chick

November 27, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Under Fire After Insensitive Hurricane Sandy Tweet

November 26, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Gives 4 Hour Thanksgiving Toast That Guests Describe As “Brilliant”, “Transcendent”, “Long”

November 24, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote: ‘Unskew The Election Results!’

November 12, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Receives 431 Write-In Votes

November 8, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Hosts Mitt Romney Fundraiser, Trashes the 83%

October 24, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Pitches Movie Idea About That Time He Farted During Beyonce Concert

October 10, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Calls For Reinstatement Of NFL Replacement Referees

October 7, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Misunderstands Murder Mystery Dinner, Arrested For Attempted Murder Of Butler

October 5, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote And Girlfriend Reportedly Back Together

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October 2, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Report: Egan Foote Sad

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October 2, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Fails To Make Bail

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October 2, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote’s Barbershop Quintet Nominated For Grammy Award

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October 2, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Flashback: Egan Foote Invents The Goatee

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Egan And Eggbert Foote Visit Mother

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Egan Foote Describes Girlfriend’s Favorite Thing About Him

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Egan Foote Returns After Three Week Vacation To Thailand

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Egan Foote To Star In Remake Of ‘Dangerous Minds’, Remake Coolio’s ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’

October 2, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Arrested (Again) For Impersonating Police Officer

October 2, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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