Exclusive: Egan Foote Plays Foote-sie All Over Town
Despite our vast resources, we here at Hot Foote have struggled as of late to keep up with the always enigmatic insurance processor and bank robbery victim, Egan Foote. While some inside Hot Foote headquarters believe that Foote has simply gotten too clever for us (and our faithful citizen paparazzi), others have posited that he has been preoccupied with other things. It turns out the latter is correct.
A months-long investigation has revealed that Egan has been playing Foote-sie all over town, often discovered with a new woman around his arm each night. In conjunction with the loyal readers of the site (our citizen paparazzi), below is some of the photographic evidence of Foote’s recent exploits:
An early Foote conquest.
Apparently, few can resist the Egan charm.
According to our sources, Mr. Foote was heard repeatedly muttering something about a "Threegan"
Foote was spotted with this woman after failing to impress the star of the movie "Hairspray"
The young lady in red was impressed after Egan discussed an unconventional use for that microphone
Alcohol: Egan Foote's Best Friend
We don't judge.
Developing…
Egan’s Twitter Feed- eganfoote: Hot Foote http://eganfoote.wordpress.com November 14, 2009
- eganfoote: Autographed JOHN BILLINGSLEY Egan Foote "THE NINE" http://shop.ebay.com/360206745479 November 13, 2009
- eganfoote: I used Shazam to discover Who Says by John Mayer #shazam November 10, 2009
- eganfoote: I used Shazam to discover Blurry by Puddle Of Mudd #shazam November 10, 2009
- eganfoote: I used Shazam to discover Sweet Dreams by Beyoncé #shazam November 10, 2009
- eganfoote: Home sick with Cat Flu :( November 8, 2009
- eganfoote: Reading old scripts from The Nine. Sigh. October 21, 2009
- eganfoote: Can't find my retainer. October 20, 2009
- eganfoote: I declare a thumb war. Egan, out. October 12, 2009
- eganfoote: Need new underpants. October 6, 2009
