Well, our worst fears were confirmed today.
Egan ejaculated into a high school lunchroom’s container of ranch dressing.
I guess the proof is in the pudding (or shall I say, salad dressing). Egan, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. You owe society a lot.
WXIR (West Virginia) radio station just broke this exclusive that in the course of searching for the Mt. Hood climbers a note was found inside the snow cave. It was written in frozen blood and said:
“Egan Knows… [indecipherable]…. where Egan Goes. Find the Foote.”