Hot Foote

Find. The. Foote.

Flashback: December 18, 1988 – Lawndarts Banned In US After Egan Hits Neighbor

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Wikipedia Entry

December 19, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Suspended 82 Games For Role in Knicks-Nuggets Brawl

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More to come…

December 18, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Flashback: July 19, 1942 – Egan Orders the Deportation of Jews from Ghettos to Death Camps

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December 18, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Is that a Baby Foote in my Salad Dressing?

035_johnbillingsley_upntcaparty.jpg Well, our worst fears were confirmed today.

Egan ejaculated into a high school lunchroom’s container of ranch dressing.

I guess the proof is in the pudding (or shall I say, salad dressing). Egan, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. You owe society a lot.

December 18, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Note on Mt. Hood Suggests Blame for Egan

phlox4.jpgWXIR (West Virginia) radio station just broke this exclusive that in the course of searching for the Mt. Hood climbers a note was found inside the snow cave. It was written in frozen blood and said:

“Egan Knows… [indecipherable]…. where Egan Goes. Find the Foote.”

December 18, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | 5 Comments