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Is that a Baby Foote in my Salad Dressing?

035_johnbillingsley_upntcaparty.jpg Well, our worst fears were confirmed today.

Egan ejaculated into a high school lunchroom’s container of ranch dressing.

I guess the proof is in the pudding (or shall I say, salad dressing). Egan, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. You owe society a lot.

December 18, 2006 - Posted by | Uncategorized


  1. John Billingsley should be given the death penalty. This crosses all lines.

    Comment by Judge Wopner | December 18, 2006

  2. […] Ejaculating into a container of ranch dressing in a high school lunchroom […]

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  3. […] This is not the first time that Mr. Foote crashed an event to which he was not invited, as Mr. Foote was spotted in the buffet line of a wedding to which he received no invitation, while Foote’s DNA crashed a container of ranch dressing. […]

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