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Jay-Z shouts out Egan at SummerJam 2007

jayz1.jpgAnd now a happy story (finally) that doesn’t involve Egan defecating in public, insulting a minority, passing out drunk or throwing a temper tantrum (finally).At last night’s SummerJam concert in Chatanooga, Tennessee, WOGT-FM reports that Jay-Z took a 2 minute moment of silence to honor Egan after his tragic motorcycle accident last week in Holland, Michigan (Editor’s note: we at the Hot Foote are still working to confirm details of this. Apparently Egan had been missing for several weeks and it is unclear if he is dead or just on a bender).

Transcript as follows:

Jay-Z: “Hold up, hold up, hold up…. (scraaaaaaatch). Something fucked up happened. Last week. We gotta take a moment of silencio…. yeah yeah. Ya heard. uhn. Egan. Uhn.. Foote. Jigga man. Egan. Ya heard? He’s dead. Uh huh, uh huh. Motorcycle. (scraaaaaatch). Accident. Jigga. Best there ever was. Ya heard. Moment of silence. For Egan.”

 

If you’re a bank robber, I feel bad for you son, I got NINE hostages, and Egan’s one.

 

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June 7, 2007 - Posted by | Uncategorized

4 Comments »

  1. Egan is dead, I had sex with his lifeless body to prove it

    Comment by Zack | June 7, 2007

  2. Hi, I play Jack Shephard on Lost. I know it’s a much better show than The Nine, but i was wondering if you could possibly write a website for me like this one?

    Comment by Matthew Fox | June 7, 2007

  3. I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with your work.

    Comment by Angry Lionel | June 7, 2007

  4. So wait, you’re telling Rickey that there’s something wrong with impersonating obscure celebs? No fucking way.

    Comment by Rickey Henderson | June 13, 2007


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