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Egan Announces 1/4 Point Rate Cut

 In these difficult times, Americans need to make sacrifices.  And that’s exactly what our very own Egan Foote did today, when he announced a quarter-point rate cut on his outstanding loan to The Nine co-star Scott Wolf.
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“Hello, ah, Egan here.   The recent sharp increases in subprime mortgage loan delinquencies and in the number of homes entering foreclosure raise important economic, social, and regulatory issues.  Today I will address a series of questions related to these developments.  Why have delinquencies and initiations of foreclosure proceedings risen so sharply?  How have subprime mortgage markets adjusted?  How have Federal Reserve and other policymakers responded, and what additional actions might be considered?  How might the problems in the market for subprime mortgages affect housing markets and the economy more broadly?   Yada, yada, yada.   Ole Egan might not be a great economist like Mr. Ben Anker or Al Greenspine, but he WILL do his part for the good of the American economy.   It is with this in mind that I announce a quarter-point rate cut on the interest due to me from my outstanding $12.50 loan that I made to Scotty Wolf when we went to go see the Simpsons Movie this summer.  Egan, out.”

Um, thanks, Eeegs.

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November 14, 2007 - Posted by | Uncategorized

7 Comments »

  1. Ok, someone needs to set the record straight. 99% of the bullsh*t on this site is made-up. It’s inflammatory, derogatory and libelous. I have no idea who the maniacs are who run this website, or what affiliation they have to John Billingsley, but I am really not friends with this guy. We don’t go out together, and we don’t go to movies. My interaction with him is limited to the 12 episodes of the Nine that we did, most of which was filmed not even in each other’s presence.

    Comment by Scott Wolf | November 14, 2007

  2. Scott, I don’t know who runs this website either, but I did hear the $12.50 story from Tim Daly. Why don’t you just pay him back and let bygones be bygones?

    Comment by Franny Rios | November 14, 2007

  3. Don’t believe a word. These guys were inseparable on set.

    Also, how does Scott explain this picture?

    Comment by Franny Rios | November 14, 2007

  4. I agree with everything Danny said above.

    Comment by Jared Holz | November 14, 2007

  5. Bah, who cares what Franny Rios thinks? Felicia Jones is far more attractive in Rickey’s opinion.

    Comment by Rickey Henderson | November 15, 2007

  6. I banged Franny Rios’ great aunt. It was awesomeness.

    Comment by Captain Duck | November 15, 2007

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