Exclusive: Egan Foote Plays Foote-sie All Over Town
Despite our vast resources, we here at Hot Foote have struggled as of late to keep up with the always enigmatic insurance processor and bank robbery victim, Egan Foote. While some inside Hot Foote headquarters believe that Foote has simply gotten too clever for us (and our faithful citizen paparazzi), others have posited that he has been preoccupied with other things. It turns out the latter is correct.
A months-long investigation has revealed that Egan has been playing Foote-sie all over town, often discovered with a new woman around his arm each night. In conjunction with the loyal readers of the site (our citizen paparazzi), below is some of the photographic evidence of Foote’s recent exploits:
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