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Exclusive: Egan Foote Plays Foote-sie All Over Town

Despite our vast resources, we here at Hot Foote have struggled as of late to keep up with the always enigmatic insurance processor and bank robbery victim, Egan Foote. While some inside Hot Foote headquarters believe that Foote has simply gotten too clever for us (and our faithful citizen paparazzi), others have posited that he has been preoccupied with other things. It turns out the latter is correct.

A months-long investigation has revealed that Egan has been playing Foote-sie all over town, often discovered with a new woman around his arm each night. In conjunction with the loyal readers of the site (our citizen paparazzi), below is some of the photographic evidence of Foote’s recent exploits:

An early Foote conquest.

An early Foote conquest.

Apparently, few can resist the Egan charm.

Apparently, few can resist the Egan charm.

According to our sources, Mr. Foote was heard repeatedly muttering something about a "Threegan"

According to our sources, Mr. Foote was heard repeatedly muttering something about a "Threegan"

Foote was spotted with this woman after failing to impress the star of the movie "Hairspray"

Foote was spotted with this woman after failing to impress the star of the movie "Hairspray"

The young lady in red was impressed after Egan's discussion of an unconventional use fo that microphone

The young lady in red was impressed after Egan discussed an unconventional use for that microphone

Egan Foote's Best Friend

Alcohol: Egan Foote's Best Friend

We don't judge.

We don't judge.

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September 26, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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