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FBI Seeking Information on Whereabouts of Egan Foote

New York, NY — The Federal Bureau of Investigations is currently seeking information on the whereabouts of insurance processor Egan Foote. And unlike the last time, when Foote was questioned regarding being one of nine hostages during a Los Angeles bank robbery, it appears that Egan may now be on the other side of the law. According to an FBI spokesman, Foote is accused of savagely beating former Secretary of Agriculture, and newly elected US Senator, Michael Johanns. As Hot Foote has previously reported, there is no love lost between Johanns and Foote, with Foote going on a profanity-laced tirade against Johanns on Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania’s WMGS radio.

While it appears that Foote otherwise covered all of his bases, leaving no other evidence behind as he left Johann’s bloodied half-conscious body in a pile of leaves at the Bronx’s Indian Pond, he apparently forgot to check Johann’s phone. Foote became the FBI’s prime suspect when a photo of Foote (which appears below) was pulled from Johann’s iPhone, which inadvertently took a picture of Johann’s attacker after a kick to the kidney set off the phone’s picture-taking function. If Foote was indeed behind the attack, his failure to check Johann’s iPhone was a careless oversight considering the iPhone was involved in a similar attack in which Egan was the victim.


We will continue to update this story as more information becomes available…


November 7, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. […] Assaulting former Secretary of Agriculture and current United States Senator Michael Johanns […]

    Pingback by Exclusive: In Final Act as President, George W. Bush Pardons Egan Foote in Small Early Morning White House Ceremony « Hot Foote | January 20, 2009

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