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Developing: Egan Foote Holds Theatergoers Hostage Using Suitcase Bomb

A Hot Foote reader just submitted the following camera-phone video of insurance processor Egan Foote entering a local Lexington, Kentucky community theater and holding the theatergoers hostage using what appears to be a suitcase bomb.

Update: Local police have confirmed that the hostage-taker is in fact a Foote brother. But is it Egan, Eggbert or Daniel?

Update II: According to sources, the hostage-taker is not demanding money, but rather the reinstatement of canceled television show The Nine.

Update III: Our long national nightmare is over.  After a several day standoff, police raided the theater and were able to take out Egan Foote.  A Hot Foote reader submitted this picture of Foote being treated for a gunshot wound by the doctors from Grey’s Anatomy.

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December 29, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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