Foote Brothers Mourn the Death of Father Horton Foote
Sad news to report. The father of Egan, Eggbert and Daniel Foote (better known as the “Foote Brothers”), Horton Foote, has died at the age of 92, in Hartford, Connecticut. When contacted by Hot Foote for comment, an inconsolable Egan, the eldest of the Foote Brothers, seemed to blame brother Eggbert. “It was…uh… that son of a bitch Eggbert! Not that I’m calling my mother a bitch!!…uh… (wipes sweat from forehead and tears from face)… Egan, out!!”
Update: Hot Foote has exclusively obtained a copy of an interview with Eggbert Foote, conducted shortly after learning of his father Horton’s death. A clearly distraught and confused Eggbert repeatedly mentions appearing on Star Trek, obviously effected by the recent death of his father.