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Hot Foote Exclusive: Egan Foote Arrested for Lewd and Lascivious Conduct at Make A Wish Foundation Benefit

Hot foote has exclusively learned that Egan Foote was arrested over the weekend after receiving fellatio on stage at an event meant to benefit the Make a Wish Foundation.  Foote was attending the event as the guest of a sick young boy named Billy Stroyman, whose wish was to spend a night hanging out with Mr. Foote.  However, Billy may want to ask for a refund on that wish.  Shortly after arriving, Foote began consuming large quantities of alcohol and, according to witnesses, stormed up to the stage, knocking over several wheel chairs on his way.  Foote then grabbed a microphone and stated, “I have a wish: why don’t one of you BLOW ME!”  After a few moments of stunned silence, a young woman walked up to Mr. Foote and proceeded to perform fellatio on the insurance processor.  The exclusive pictures that follow were submitted to Hot Foote by long time reader geecees.

Foote grabs a microphone on his way up to the stage.

A young woman accepts Foote's request for fellatio.

Still trying to remove Foote's belt...

... and it's off.

And Egan's pants fall to his Feete.


All done.

Foote and the unnamed woman were finally removed from the stage and taken to the local police precinct.

Too bad for Egan Foote that George W. Bush is not President any more.  The insurance processor, who has a history of run-ins with the law, was given a blanket pardon by the 43rd President earlier this year for acts both “known and unknown.”  However, while the pardon may have cleared Foote of his past criminal record, the pardon did not cover acts perpetrated after the pardon.  And as Hot Foote readers know, that list is already long and growing.  Foote’s record since the pardon includes:

And now we can add lewd and lascivious conduct to the list.


Update I: Several Hot Foote readers have written in with their pictures from the event.  If you were there and have any information and/or pictures or video, please contact Hot Foote.

Update II: The New York Times has picked up on this developing story…

Update III: A Hot Foote reader submitted the following pictures of Foote returning the favor to another member of the audience…

Update IV: More photos…


December 2, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. All I did was show my tit! This guy is a menace!

    Comment by Janet Jackson | December 3, 2009

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