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Developing: Egan Foote Crashes White House State Dinner With Mysterious Blonde Woman

Hot Foote has exclusively learned that insurance processor Egan Foote crashed a White House State Dinner in November of 2009.  The below picture, submitted by a long time Hot Foote reader and White House photographer (who has asked to remain anonymous discussing a sensitive security matter), shows Foote, a mysterious blonde woman and Vice President Joe Biden.  When asked for comment, Foote directed us to his attorney, brother Daniel Foote, who claimed that Egan was supposed to be on the guest list as a guest of Bo Obama.  Secret Service officials declined to comment.

When Foote learned that he was not, in fact, on the guest list and that Bo Obama does not have any power to extend invitations to White House functions, Foote responded “we’ll see about that,” pulled out a Blackberry and claimed to send Bo Obama a text message.

This is not the first time that Mr. Foote crashed an event to which he was not invited, as Mr. Foote was spotted in the buffet line of a wedding to which he received no invitation, while Foote’s DNA crashed a container of ranch dressing.

Developing…

Update: Hot Foote has obtained the following video of an inebriated Foote disrupting President Obama’s speech to dance and take shots of whiskey.

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December 14, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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