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Egan Foote Spotted Hanging Out With Smoke Monster From Lost

Insurance Processor Egan Foote was recently spotted hanging out with childhood friend the Smoke Monster from the ABC series Lost.  According to Foote, he and the Smoke Monster go way back.  “I have not seen my old friend since we, uh, ate the pilot of Oceanic flight 815,” said Foote.  “It’s been fun catching up.  You know, he was actually the one that got me into insurance processing in the first place.  Anyway, gotta go.  The Smoke Monster told me he would help me chase down my bastard brother Eggbert and slam that piece of shit into the trees and ground.”


February 4, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment