Foote: … and that is why Altavista search is better than Google.
DJ Fromunda: Compelling stuff, Egan. Even though I’m pretty sure Alta Vista is long gone, you did make an interesting case. So to all our listeners out there: if you are looking to search for images of Scott Wolf, Altavista is the place to go.
Foote: It’s Scotty Wolf, DJ Rotunda.
DJ Fromunda: That’s DJ Fromunda. Jeez! Anyway, moving on, I understand that you have taken a great interest in the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?
Foote: Indeed I have. The moment images of birds covered in oil began to appear on the intertubes, I was so affected… I… uh… became… uh… obsessed with this atrocity.
DJ Fromunda: Indeed. I think I can speak for the entire morning zoo team when I say we were all moved by these images. [cowbell sound].
Foote: I get… uh… angry just thinking about it! Who the fuck do these animals think they are stealing OUR oil. OUR oil!!!
DJ Fromunda: Egan, I gotta interrupt you here. I’m not so sure we share the same feelings about why this oil spill is so bad…
Foote: Let me guess, Katunga, you are on the animals’ side? Well, if you love animals so much why don’t you marry them? [wipes sweat from forehead]
DJ Fromunda: Egan, I don’t think I’m in the minority here. I think a lot of people are upset for the same reason…
Foote: Did you see these animals? They are covered in oil. Covered. In. Oil! That’s not their oil, those greedy bastards.
DJ Fromunda: Uh, I think you are misundertanding…
Foote: We’ll be back after a word from our sponsors.
DJ Fromunder: That’s my li…
Foote: Fuck pelicans, fuck turtles, fuck YOU! Egan, out!