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Egan Foote’s 2011 Holiday Cards Revealed

January 31, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

After Charges Of Making Racially Insensitive Remarks, Egan Foote Releases Photo Of Him And His ‘Black Friend’

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Breaking: Egan Foote Attacked By Zombies

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January 31, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Report: Egan Foote to Get Lucky Tonight

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January 31, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Eggbert Foote Spotted

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Egan Foote Rescued Off Coast of Italy After Cruise Ship Runs Aground

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January 31, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote: ‘I Am The 6%’

January 30, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Apologizes to Native American Community After Sitting “Indian Style”

January 30, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Sets the Record Straight: Barefoot Bandit Not Part of Foote Family

January 29, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Attends Occupy Wall Street Protest

January 29, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote’s State Of The Union Rebuttal Ratings Down From Last Year

 

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January 26, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Attends Important Meeting

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January 23, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Sits and Contemplates Vote in South Carolina Republican Primary

ImageCharleston, SC — Egan Foote sat and took some time to contemplate his vote in Saturday’s Republican Primary in South Carolina.  Foote, who is actually a registered member of the Foote Party, a third party created by his brother Daniel in 1987, is taking advantage of South Carolina’s open primary process to cast a vote in today’s contest.

Today’s vote will be the third for Foote, who owns homes in both Des Moines, Iowa and Portsmouth, New Hampshire, where he has registered as a Republican to take part in both nominating contests.  “I plan to vote in as many Republican Primaries as I can,” said Foote after being questioned leaving a showing of Adam Sandler’s ‘Jack and Jill’ at a Charleston theater.  “My bank robbery settlement money has helped.  I am currently buying homes in each and every state in the United States.”

When asked about the candidates, Foote remarked “I like what I’ve heard about Newt Gingrich.  According to Newt Gingrich, that guy is really great.  I didn’t know much about Santorum, so I recently Googled him.  I, uh, liked what I saw.  Even though we are old friends from childhood, I think Mitt Romney is a douchebag.”

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January 21, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Releases Tax Returns, Urges Old Friend Mitt Romney To Do The Same

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January 21, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote To Boycott Radio Appearances For One Day To Protest SOPA

January 18, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Copy Of Robert Ludlum’s Lost Novel ‘The Foote Paradigm’ Unearthed

 

January 9, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote Crashes McGyver Cast Reunion Photo

January 5, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

BREAKING NEWS: Egan Foote Dead?

A Hot Foote reader sent in the following photo taken early Thursday morning.  The photo appears to show a murdered Egan Foote.  Hot Foote is still trying to confirm the story, but Foote fans have already started holding candlelight vigils around the country in honor of the insurance processor.

Update: Hot Foote reader ‘MISM’ submitted the following photo of a candlelight vigil in Taiwan.

Update II: A Hot Foote reader sent in the following photo of Egan Foote on an Amtrak train to Richmond, Virginia, where he was scheduled to appear on a morning radio show.

Update III: Hot Foote has confirmed that Egan Foote is in fact alive and well.  The photo appearing earlier turns out to be of Foote’s cousin, Evan Foote, who was apparently beaten by an Egan Foote fan after Evan claimed to be the “greatest living Foote”.

 

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January 5, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Egan Foote To Design Handbags For Chanel

January 1, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

‘The Nine’ New Years Reunion! Egan Foote and Tim Daly Ring In 2012 Together

January 1, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment