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Report: New York Knicks Rumored To Be Considering Egan Foote to Replace Outgoing Coach Mike D’Antoni

New York, NY — According to sources inside Madison Square Garden, the New York Knicks are considering hiring Egan Foote as the team’s new head coach.  The Knicks are scrambling to find a replacement for outgoing head coach Mike D’Antoni, and owner Jim Dolan is said to want to search in house for D’Antoni’s replacement.  Dolan was overheard saying “Find the Foote,” which many insiders believe is in reference to the team’s insurance processor, Egan Foote.

When asked for comment, Dolan praised Foote’s processing skills, but claimed the team had not even begun to discuss possible replacements for D’Antoni.  “Egan has processed our insurance for a long time.  While Amare Stoudemire’s uninsurable knees have lightened Foote’s workload as of late, we consider him an extremely important member of the Madison Square Garden family.  While I cannot say we are considering Egan, any team in this league would be lucky to have him as their head coach… or at least have him process some insurance for them.  Oh, and the guy’s great on morning radio!”

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March 14, 2012 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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